Swissco

The Swiss Experiment

Aim:

To determine the effects of extremely high altitude on the bodies reaction to the consumption of alcohol

Hypothesis:

The subjects in question will feel an extreme enebriation after a lower consumtion then normal then will feel the need to either convulse violently while upright to disgracefully popular music or expel their entire gastric contents into a porclein recepticle. Some may even feel compelled to mate.

Materials:

Dewars 12 yo Scotch Whiskey
Vodka
Baccardi
Jack Daniels
Sprite
Coke
Pineapple Juice
Red Bull
Weird shots out of little bottles
Eicouff - a local Lucerne beer
A massive room party approved supervised and organised by tour manager (other contiki group on mountain not allowed room party let alone to bring booze onto mountain)
Swissco - what the swiss call a disco
Bad R&B music, some golden oldies and Eminem
29 Contiki members plus tour manager and bus driver
2142 meter high mountain above sea level

Procedure:
Take all liquid beverages from above, mix, then pour at a rapid rate down Contiki members oesophagus' until all gone then transport via whatever means from room party to Swissco. Commence music, stir then observe.

Results:
Ridiculous unco-ordinated dancing = 20 people
Vomitting = 5 people
Sexual acts = 4 people
'Robber' hook-ups = 2 girls
Nudie Runs = 1 very cold 'Pirate'
'Librarian' dancefloor nipple rubs = 35 before loosing count

Conclusion:
Drinking at high altitude gets you more pissed.


No Shit.