One Night in Florence...

Step 1. Preen and groom til one is looking how can I put this...money baby.

Step 2. Now that one is looking the money, one must get ones photograph with a beautiful Florentine backdrop...at sunset

Step 3. A short bus ride to an elegant evening of Tuscan dining atop a mountain

Step 4. Enjoy a splendid meal of gastronomical delights such as antipasto accompanied by fine wine crafted by ancient monks. The monks also crafted an after dinner apertif known as Imperiali which is 90% alcohol. Let dancing ensue...

Step 5. Another short pleasant bus ride to Florences largest discotechque. However even though aboard your mode of transport, dancing must not cease...

Step 6. Tip the friendly bar staff well as on your return to the same propriotor with each frequence to the bar their pour of spirit to mixer will grow exponentially thus ensuring a high degree of enebriation and useless dance moves

Florence, what a refined evening in one of the oldest cites in the world.

Footnote: Florentine men are oblivious to your sex when they decide to squeeze your posterior, trust me I know from experience.