P.S. We are now castrated
Thursday, May 31, 2007
A Eunich Perspective of Venice
So what does one do when one is in Venice? One gondolas of course! However in such an amorous city our mission was fraught with peril. 'The Librarian' and I were informed prior to our departure that under no circumstance were we to divulge in any 'romantic' gondola rides with the opposite sex. As we were caught up in the moment that is Venice we decided to show our respective lady friends who really wears the pantolonis in the relationship and in the words of Cheech Marin we said 'Fuck it!' Thus we accosted 3 young women aboard a gondola through the Venetian canals, under bridges whilst our friendly Gondoleer Mario muttered under his breath like a human version of Muttley. The wine flowed freely, I serenaded our vessel (as well as any other that passed us by) and it was beautiful. When I dropped the line 'How do you make a venetian blind? Poke him in the eye' the afternoon was complete. As we merrily disembarked from our magical boat ride I remember thinking to myself 'I will pay dearly for this when Casey sees the photos.' I hope they were worth it.
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7 comments:
did anyone spring a leak over board?
hahahaha 'poke'
No Marty was too much of a gentleman to urinate over the side. He simply wet himself.
like a hyena short of spots and breath, first mate scurvy sammy doth haha too little.
hahahahaHA!
write more, alpha mitchell. i'm reading.
has anyone seen coco???
Luke.............???
Ah Dei Snooze, I wondered when you would join the party. I shall continue...
Becky, what til the return to London, thats her first appearance.
ohh I want to Gondola with Marty and Luke!! I mis syou boys!!.. did marty happen to poke any women ever??
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