Don Wimble

Strawberries and cream, "Time please", covers on, covers off, Cliff Richard singing in the rain, grunt grunt grunt, all white, Henman hill, deucey deucey green grass, love forty is in the air, linesmen (and women) watching with hawkeyes, dunlop half-volleys, striking a let-cord, mixed doubles of Pimm's and lemonade, first serve, second serve, third serve and I'm a bit topspin lobbed, forehand, tie is broken during the tie-break, great touch at the net, backhand, C'mon, how ace, "New balls", unseeded, game, set, match, another Federer grand slam.