Thursday, July 5, 2007

Unnecessary Nudity



I was forced to perform this task by my tour manager Rossco 'Splinter' McClean. I feel deep regret for my actions and a heartfelt apology must go out to the poor girl who was in her first week of working for Contiki and apparently didn't deal well with the act of public speaking at the best of times. She boarded the bus to welcome us and was confronted with all tour members sitting attentively at the very front of the bus except for one, who was fully naked on the back seat thus perpetuating the myth that the back seat is where all the naughty children sit. It was only after the first three sentences of her pre-emptive and much practiced speech that she looked directly down the aisle and realised the presence of the trojan horse that had been befouled upon her. Jackie I am truly sorry, I have never seen a girl tremble so much at the sight of a penis before and I hope the drinks I bought you that night made up for it in some small way (no pun intended).

9 comments:

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yeahnar said...

put it away luke

Cambo Davo said...

ahhahaha u dickhead LUKE!!!

ahahah GOLD!!

Anonymous said...

Nice shave , or was it a wax ? Hope you left a brow it get mighty cold.
No I didn't check it was my wife but I did think that maybe you slipped with the picture eraser. From what I've been told at PMH you could have left alot more picture and alot less blackout.

first mate scurvy sammy said...

Should of shown her the hungry bird then she would of freaked out big time

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA!!! sorry thats all I can think at this moment!! Although my friend did manage an eww... Sorry but I must be honest! LOL

Anonymous said...

Okay not that i was looking real close.... but im thinking you should probably move the black spot up a little - seems you may have missed a bit ;) Alicia x