Mad Hatters

Tonight we donned our Austrian beer drinking hats and our personalised Contiki polos and headed to the Silver Bullet in Hopfgarten for a slice of debauchery and a few of the local brews as well as a small potent drink known as a 'Bullshit' which consists of Red Bull and black vodka which is actually black in colour so its not just a clever name. It was on this night that 'the Robber' fell head over heels in love with a beautiful Australian (not Austrian) girl by the name of 'Gemma-mima' (I have changed said girls name into an alias in case any incrimination in my sordid tale has legal repucutions) who may or may not work for our tour company. They batted eyelids, conversed, chortled then danced the night away. It was the purest of loves and as theirn night finished 'the Robber' escorted this lovely lass back to her humble abode. Alas, upon commencing the ascension to 'Gemma-mima's' turret of love they were foiled by one manager of the establishment and thus parted ways for the evening, not before a longing embrace and a heartfelt promise to meet the following night...

(Yes I bought a Swarovski crystal for my ear)

This may or may not be 'Gemma-mima'