2 Men & 4 Burritos

We have taken the Chipotle Challenge and lived to tell the tale. 2x1.5kg burritos each, filled with steak, rice, pinto beans, salsa, guacamole, cheese and sour cream. Burritos that would make John Holmes blush. The old saying was it takes two hands to handle a whopper, well at Chipotles the slogan is 'God should have created men with three hands'. But try we must, with differing tactics 'the Robber' and I embarked on our mission. My tactic, simple, eat as much burrito before the mind catches up with the stomach and realises it is full. 'The Pirates' tactic = success. My companion's tactic was to chew small morsels 37 times until it was a mere pulp in his mouth thus conserving space in the actual stomach and reducing the consumption of gas along with burrito. 'The Robbers' tactic = success. This truly proves the old adage there is more then one way to skin a cat, or eat two giant burritos. We came, we ate, we conquered and as we walked from Chipotles to the rapturous applause of fellow diners and kitchen staff, we had the sweet taste of victory in our mouths, along with a little burrito gurge.